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July 20 加拿大移民局帶表弟工廠的員工去辦移民。 表填好交給了移民官。 How long will it take? (“請問要等多久”) It will be a short time.(很短時間) 四十分鈡后, How long will it be still?(還要等多久?) It wouldn't be long (不會太長了) 又過了四十分鈡, Is it almost ready? (快好了嗎?) It will be in no time. 媽的,越來越邪乎,什麽叫 It will be in no time. 我的理解是,要不就是馬上,要不就是never(永遠不), 那既然不是馬上,看來就是要永遠等下去了。 shit. 加拿大的官僚不比中國的差。
終于輪到他了, 結果他難民申請被拒, 要馬上離境。 簽好了所有的文件后,移民官推過一張紙。 我一看,原來是一張去北京的單程票。 上邊寫著,如自動離境, 加囯政府出免費機票一張。 如過時不走,將被全國通緝。在加囯財產也全部沒收。打了指模后,他拿了機票走了。
半年后,在街上竟然見到此人。 我詫異的問他怎麽留下的。" 我把護照撕了,改了個名字,重新申請難民。 面試的前一天,我用砂紙把手指打磨了一番,然後讓朋友拿藤條在我身上猛打。移民官拿我的指紋去電腦考對,沒顯示以前的紀錄。再看我由於練xx功被打得傷痕累累,當場就把身分給我了。” shit, 中國幾千年的苦肉計拿來對付老外,他能不上當嗎? 哈哈。
I was taking a guy from cousin's factory to have an immigration interview, after handing in the application. I asked" how long will it take?" "it will be a short time." was the reply. Fourty minutes had past, "how long will it be still?" "it wouldn't be long." Another fourty minutes past by, "Is it almost ready?" " it will be in no time." Shit, it will be in no time, what kind of bullshit anwser was that. My understanding was that its either right now or never. Since it was not right now, it must be never. Shit. The bureaucrats are not any better then a Chinese one. Wakaka.
His application was rejected by the immigration office and he was deported on the spot. The officer pushed over a piece of paper. It was a one way ticket to China. After taking the finger prints from him, he was sent home to packup.
Half a year later, I ran into this guy on the street. I was really surprised as to how he got to stay. " I ripped up the passport, changed my name and applied again. The day before the interview, I scrubbed my fingers with sandpaper, and asked my friend to whip me with a belt. The people from the immigration office couldn't match my fingerprints and they saw the whipping marks on my back for practising xx Gong. They were so sympathetic they gave me the landing paper right away." How can a Canadian guy not be fooled by the thousand year old "The art of war by Sunzi" Shit.
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日志是按月份存档的. 从2005年的11月开始. 每月都有的。 一共二百余篇。存档不是在左边,就是在右边。哇咔咔。 Comments (22)
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